Camera Killer Attends Photo School

Photoschool Someset HouseI kill cameras. I don’t do it intentionally, so I guess it’s more manslaughter than first degree murder, but the end result is the same. A non-functioning, non-blinking, entirely useless hunk of metal.

My first murder occurred back in my lawyer days, ironically. Vegas, the Bellagio (of course – too much money, too little sense). I treated myself to an hour in the spa. Meanwhile, I treated my camera to a bath with a bottle of water that was was in my bag. The good news (kind of) was that the spa had cost more than the camera was worth and I was in the USA, so a replacement was easy to come by. Plus, it was my first offence. To be forgiven, surely?

My second offence came two years later courtesy of a pixilated screen. Ok, I may have also been partially at fault for dumping my bright red camera into my rucksack over and over during my first trip to Asia. My cheery camera sadly died a week after my return from Cambodia and I was surprised to be rewarded with a full refund (UK consumer protection at its best).

Photoschool neededIt seemed a good moment to upgrade. I was about to go on my first around the world trip and past experience suggested I needed something robust. I spent more money than usual and was happy with my choice. It was waterproof, dust-proof and even shock-proof. Sadly, it wasn’t Indiana Jo proof. Within three months it, too, had gone to camera heaven.

But, it wasn’t (entirely) my fault this time. The camera seal had failed. With a scratched and pixilated screen, huge watermark, strap that looked like it had been used to floss a baboons bottom, and a lack of charger, manuals or box, I once again called on the supremacy of the UK consumer protection rights, and claimed my replacement.

With a look that said, “You shouldn’t be allowed to own a camera,” the saleswoman once again put a shiny new plaything into my hands. It was an exact replica of the first one. It, too, broke within a year. Again a water fault. Again a refund came.

By this time I’d stopped totting up the death-toll and opted for something less robust that might necessitate me taking a tad more care. I bought a super zoom camera and treated it the best I could. For 18 months it served me well until the inevitable happened. A scratch on the lens. I had failed once again.

Was I just unlucky, or was I really the Grim Reaper of the camera world? I wasn’t sure, but for punishment purposes, I held on to that scratched (yet functioning) camera for another six months, starting to question my own worthiness of another piece of kit.

But it presented a problem – my photos looked bad. After travelling to some of the most visually stimulating places on the planet, having the models of the geography world pose before me, I was frustrated with my shots. Mount Fuji came with a glare of light and the Petronas Towers shrieked back through my lens, “I look better than that.”

Camera killer roams free in London

Photoschool The ShardIt was decision time. A new camera was back on the shopping list. But worse, I knew it was time to go pro. When your holiday snaps are just your own, you can do as you please, but when you want to share them with people to encourage them out of their armchairs and cubicles and into the world’s wonders, you need to offer more. Without getting out of auto, I had hit a ceiling. A glass one, and unfortunately mine had a scratch.

With a New Year’s Resolution to take better care of my stuff and a generous pile of camera tokens from my family and friends (who surely must have handed over cheques, cash and vouchers thinking their money was as good as burned), I formed a plan.

  1. Buy camera.
  2. Go to photoschool.

I’m not prone to quick decisions so the camera research, trial and purchase was a painful and protracted process that I’ll leave for another time (also known as never). Suffice to say, after much deliberation I opted for a Compact System Camera over a DSLR for the perfect compromise between function and size.

I wanted to learn how to operate a camera on manual mode, manipulating aperture, shutter speed and ISO (all clever things I’d heard my photo-smart friends talk about). But I also wanted to be able comfortably to get lost in a strange city and not fear that a huge DSLR would turn me into a target. The Sony Nex-6 gave me all of that…and so another camera was placed in my hands.

At first I did the sensible thing and left the camera in its box for a few days but after a large glass of wine, my resolve broke…as did my camera…nearly. Hitting a succession of buttons put my camera into a state that required a reset and made me realised I’d fallen into old habits fast. I needed some proper instruction.

It was time to take head to photoschool.

City Academy Photography Class

Photoschool National TheatreCity Academy is a company for creative wannabes and offers a wonderful array of classes from musical theatre to drama and comedy, all in the heart of London’s creative quarter, Soho. They also offer camera classes and courses.

Finding the right class was vital. I knew I wanted to learn about my new camera, but I didn’t want to spend a day indoors taking notes. Since leaving the legal profession, my attention span has decreased to the length of time it takes to drink a coffee. I had to understand the basics, but I wanted to get out, get confident and survive at least one day (under careful supervision) not consigning another camera to the ‘sold for parts’ section on eBay.

City Academy had the perfect Photography Foundation class.

Camera killer attends photoschool

Photoschool Street Art LondonAfter prising myself out of bed on a Sunday morning, I made the journey into central London for my class. Despite being fairly confident, I still get nervous meeting a room full of strange faces but my apprehension was fleeting. The small group was gathered around a coffee table at the Soho Actors Centre. It was chatty, casual and I was able to lay my hands on the rare find of coffee for only Β£1. It was going to be a good day.

The group was the kind of eclectic I usually only meet when I’m on the road. Occupations broad, interests diverse and personalities hitting a good range on the spectrum. And all with a shared collective interest. To make our cameras do wonderful things.

We need to talk about Carole (in a nice way)

Blackfriars Bridge London Photoschool I’ve had a lot of tuition in my life from the more formal (law school) to the more practical (how to spelunk without dying). From this I’ve learned that tutorial quality is what makes the difference between excitement and boredom, understanding or not, life and death (sometimes) and, in this case, the blank screen or good shots.

Our tutor for the day was Carole Edrich a vivacious, fascinating and highly achieved dance photographer who has travelled to more than twice the number of countries I have and takes the kind of photos that turn me green with envy. She was the perfect teacher.

For the next hour or so (I lost track of time I was so engrossed) Carole took us through the basics, playing with ISO, manipulating shutter speed and fiddling with aperture. The best formal description of the class will be found on the City Academy website. From the perspective of an amateur, Carole stuck an excellent balance between instruction and testing things out. It was everything I wanted from photoschool.

She also gave me instant reassurance. Out of the box, my new camera set me back decades in terms of quality, my first pictures looking like those I’d taken on my Polaroid in the 80s – over-exposed or shockingly blurred. At first I wondered if my camera was broken (surely not?). But then I realised that until I mastered the manual functions, the process was a bit like progressing from a bike with stabilisers that you can ride well to a two-wheeler that’s bound to wobble for a while.

When I turned up at the class I was in my wobble phase, disenchanted with my new toy but thanks to Carole things got better quickly. I’ve still got a long way to go in mastering the beast that is my Sony Nex-6, something that will come with practice alone, but in under a day Carole took me from 22 consecutive shots that looked liked they’d been taken during a white-out in the Alps to something more useable.

A trip down lawyer lane: From Soho to Southbank

Endell Street Photoschool As soon as the group had a basic grasp on its collective buttons and dials, we were off. The plan for the remainder of the day was to walk the streets of London practising our newly acquired skills along the way. It was a route from the West End on to Southbank and through a part of London I know very well because it is where I spent most of my legal career.

Yet, this time things were different. I wasn’t hurtling between court and conference calls, I was concentrating on the rule of two-thirds and trip plans for Spain. It was a fascinating contrast to re-walk that path with fundamentally different thoughts in my mind. But it was also nice to be able to capture (in the following photographs) memories of a different version of life that I once led.

90 Long Acre Photoschool This building is where I trained as a lawyer. I spent a lot of my life up in those offices. It was nice to be looking up and in, not down and out.

London Street PhotoschoolJust down the road from my office was the perfect succession of things I needed to sustain my legal career: cafe, bar and patisserie.

Photoschool Waterloo BridgeMy commute to work involved crossing Waterloo Bridge each day. It’s still my favourite bridge in the city. Look one way and see the London Eye and Big Ben. Look the other and capture the city skyline (below).

City of London Photoschool Every time I look, the city skyline has grown. And with those cranes, it looks like things aren’t going to slow down any time soon.

Soutbank Stalls London Photoschool After being in the West End and the City for so long, I moved office to the Southbank, a creative, quirky and much more interesting location where stalls pop up and present a new surprise each week.

Skate Park London Photoschool A bike and skate area was these during my latest visit. I took some shots with my eyes closed – there was a lot of falling going on.

London Street Photoschool It’s nice to see London’s cooler street art seeping out from Shoreditch and the east of London.

Street Food London Photoschool One of the things I liked most about working around Southbank was the street food…but it wasn’t just any street foo. It was street food before it became cool.

St Pauls Cathedral London Photoschool This was the view I had from my office. Nice? Sure…but not so much at 10pm when you have deadlines hanging around your neck.

London Bridges Photoschool There are a series of arched bridges around this part of London heading from Southbank towards London Bridge. They’re pretty good for taking a breather from the rain.

Southwark Cathedral Photoschool St Paul’s Cathedral is beautiful but just across the bridge, next to Borough Market, is Southward Cathedral. I used to sit with work colleagues in the grounds and eat lunch here during those rare summer days. (Is it me or does the Shard photo-bomb nearly every picture in London?)

Bridget Jones House London Photoschool I regularly used to walk past this pub, forgetting its iconic significance…recognise it? The door on the left of the shot is the entrance to Bridget Jones’ apartment in the movie.

Borough Market London Photoschool Borough Market was closed when we were there (it was a Sunday) but it still remains one of my places in London. And not just because it has food.

By the end of the class I was exhausted, but in the glowing kind of way when you’ve feel like you’ve lived your day fully.

I headed back towards Waterloo Bridge just as the sun was setting. Nervous without the guiding crutch of Carole, I pulled out my camera, removed my lens cap, fiddled with the buttons, took some more shots and smiled.

Waterloo Bridge Sunset Photoschool In just one day I’d been given the skills to make my new camera work. I had acquired the potential to do great things (personal ability permitting) but best of all? My has camera lived to see another day.

Long may it last.

I attended this class courtesy of City Academy. As usual, all opinions and any poor photography is my own.

I took the Photography Foundation – Level 1 class. A number of other classes are available for more advanced photographers.

You can find more details about the Sony Nex-6 here (and in the USA here).

Do you have any photography tips to share? Any ideas how I can keep my latest camera intact? Let me know in the comments below.

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Jo Fitzsimons is a freelance travel writer who has visited over 60 countries. www.indianajo.com is the place where she shares destination details, travel itineraries, planning and booking tips and trip tales. Her aim: to help you plan your travel adventure on your terms and to your budget.

12 Responses

  1. Vincent
    Vincent at | | Reply

    Once you go DSLR, you’ll never go back to point-and-shoot. I started DSLR photography 6 months ago and there is a significant improvement in the quality of photos. I personally love HDR photography.

    One thing every photographer will also need is Lightroom and Photoshop…and…this is where this hobby gets more expensive.

  2. Steph | A Nerd at Large
    Steph | A Nerd at Large at | | Reply

    Oh, and I’ve killed my share of cameras. The first was when a memory card spontaneously disintegrated inside the digital camera I took to Antarctica. My next camera after that leapt out of my pocket as I bounded across the street and it acquired an irreparably cracked screen. My current DSLR, which I’ve had for a year has now been repaired twice — once from the notorious segway crash and the second from being chased by zombies. I like the sound of the consumer protection legislation you have in the UK!

  3. Steph | A Nerd at Large
    Steph | A Nerd at Large at | | Reply

    This post is so encouraging. Even though I’ve invested a whackload of money in a nice camera and lenses, and people say nice things about my photos, I still feel like a poseur because I don’t know my way around all of the technical stuff. I definitely want to do something like this class very soon.

  4. Carole (dancetog)
    Carole (dancetog) at | | Reply

    *blushes
    .. what more can I say! Look forward to meeting up some time in the future – avec or sans cameras

  5. Jac
    Jac at | | Reply

    Camera Killer! This post made me laugh out loud for real πŸ™‚

    I take a dinky old camera along with me when I go scuba diving, but I still live in fear of the water seal failing – I’ve seen other (much more expensive) camera cases flood, and there’s nothing like seeing your case fill up with water to make one’s heart drop… makes you more diligent on the tedious maintenance even when you’re feeling lazy!

    I think camera school worked for you – loved the sunset shot at the end! But as someone once told me, it’s about the photographer in the end and not the camera (and he proved it by taking some amazing shots with my camera just by fiddling around with it) so I’m hoping to improve my eye for pretty shots (to make up for being lazy and using my iphone for photos) πŸ˜›

  6. Megan
    Megan at | | Reply

    Lookin’ good already, Jo. I just might sign up (I really need this, although I’m not a serial camera killer). Also, I’m not speaking to you since you were in my neighborhood and didn’t tell me. πŸ™‚

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